hello ford-sports nation,
back by popular demand, substance! ... in a rambling joycian esc prose so as to capture the full essence of all in bits and peices!!! sooo, yes, here we goooo ... niners vs saints ... talk shit to guy in saints shirt on street ... go to bars anthony bourdain went to on his layover in sf ... nyc ... momofuku ... giants vs packers ... football ...
so, one fun fact marite (executive assistant at food-sports and my lady friend) did predict the end of the niners vs saints game ... with 4 minutes to go and th niners up by six she felt the saints were going to score but then vernon davis would do something big ... then with two minutes to go after trading tds and the saints down by four she felt the saints were going to score and i think she predicted jimmy graham (or at least she conceded that we should have knocked him out of the game when we had a chance to in the first drive of the game when donte whitner was on a mission to seriously injure all saints offensive players and very much offended marite's sensibilities when she saw his hit or rather gruesome devourement of their running back piere thomas whom by the way espn ran an article the week before about how the niners have knocked out 5 of 16 starting running backs they had faced now make that 6 of 17!) ... now, so with two minutes to go marite said td saints but then vernon davis would do something or actually i think she said something like saints will do something and then vernon will do something great ... btw her first td saints prediction made me very angry because at that point our anemic offense showed no signs of being able to retaliate against a pop warner team ... but then i guess we decided to play or rather the saints defense decided not to! ...
ok, now that being said, marite and her friends believe jim harbaugh is a hottie and vernon davis maybe running around with the lady boys in the castro -- either way its cool vd -- but i explained to her that it was just his style, he is like a bohemian modern day awesome man with amazing fashion sense ... i think his scarf is what tipped marite off .... anyway, she also predicted courtney kardashian was pregnant before it went public so the girl does have a weird female sixth sense on some of these things, or at least predicting the last 4 minutes of the most rediculous four minutes of football ever!
ok, now that being said rambling on continued ...
yes, now to the Fart III, after the Catch III that night we went out to the bars in sf on polk and noticed a weird fart smell follow us wherever we went, specifically to three separate bars ... thus the Fart III ... epic, furthermore i have been told to rely a special fart reducing concoction or rather addition to lentals which is vinegar!
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